Showing posts with label Spanx. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spanx. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Wham, bam Spanx you Ma'am!

Spanx. Superman for your bum. It's true. It's all true. They are, actually, every bit as good as they proclaim to be.
Sara Blakely is the modern womens' Goddess. Worship at her temple of knickers. She set up the company because she couldn't find pantyhose (tights) that didn't have seamed toes and didn't roll up when she cut them. She got them into a New York department store simply by putting white trousers on top of her Spanx. She's the world's youngest self-made billionaire. That's a lorra lorra knickers...
The Spanx collection has grown and grown with the popularity of the brand and to keep up with the demand for more shapewear. They come in a variety of  'tensions', shall we say. Some, like slim cognito, can whittle your waist to next to nothing but are still comfortable enough to spend the whole day in. Others, like the skinny britches range, are lighter and give great shape but even better smoothness under sheer/slim fitting clothes.

Now for the honesty. So, Skinny Britches is really best for customers between size UK8 - UK12. It doesn't do the Phuuuuup! thing of holding you in. Slim Cognito is great for larger tummies and can be attached to your own bra to form a body. Most of the ranges include a style with legs and one without. The bodies are brilliant and some can be worn with your own bra.

The hosiery is also great. The high waisted keeps you in and the lower waisted gives your behind great shape. Personally, I'm hooked on their Look-at-me-Leggings. They go all the way up to my bra and tuck everything in on their way!

The store I work in sells two brands of shapewear and Spanx is definitely my favourite. The other, Wacoal are good, yes, but are more suited to skinny people who need smoothing rather than sucking-in-ness.

"But can I wear them to a summer wedding?" YES. There is such an extensive range that you will definitely find something to go under your dress. And heat wise, well, they were invented in Florida so we Brits can't really expect them not to work in Shropshire in June can we? Some brides actually buy them to wear during the day, opting for something a little more seductive in the evening.

"But they roll down!" Then they're too big! Or, you're wearing your own pants with them. Don't Spanx are your pants. Even the hosiery have a double-cotton gusset.

They have recently introduced bras. But I haven't seen them first hand so I'm afraid I can't comment on them. But after you've read ROCKET SCIENCE I'm sure you can judge them for yourselves.

What I can tell you about is their swimwear! Yes, you can look Spanx-good by the sea! And they're not ugly! Quite the opposite. Lovely, slimming one-pieces in black and berry and a whole host of other colours - to die for.

Go forth and PHUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
Ninja xx

Here comes the...BOOB? Wait, no...NO!

Bridal underwear. A minefield. Wedding shopping in general, a minefield. Bridal shops? "Yeah you can totally get a corset to go under your heavily boned dress" On what planet does that sound feasible? Or even comfortable. "The bride wants to be comfortable? Hmmph, what a princess"

A few tips before you head off to shop for your bridal lingerie.

First of all, know your dress! If it's heavily boned then you might not even need a bra, let alone a corset. Corsets under a boned dress can actually make you look bigger. True story. Think about it. Two sets of plastic sticks up and around your chest? You're looking at at least an extra centimetre. And it's sore! Two sets of plastic sticks, what if your skin gets nipped? Yeeeeouch!

"Why's the bride doubled over on the aisle? Bit early for that shenanigans...Oh, she put a corset under a boned dress. Silly. She'll know for next time" Except, oh, wait! There won't be a next time because it's your wedding! Know your dress!

Strapless bras are a nightmare to shop for. A nightmare I tell you. But, luckily for you I have sussed out a few good ones I would highly recommend. First, my ultimate favourite and one I own in both ivory (nope, never been married) and black is the Masquerade Hestia. It is amazing. It also comes in a corset. It's made by Panache. Rather tragically, it seems to have been discontinued. But don't forget about eBay! Ebay is great for bras once you know your size, just remember to always ask about the returns policy just in case.

The Charnos Eve is a great strapless bra as it's toight loike a toiger across the back so there's no need for the chicken-wing-hoick-up every twenty minutes. It's also pretty! And the range includes a thong, brief and suspender belt.

Marie Jo with the bow is another cute one, it's smooth so is suited to almost any weight of dress. You may find you need to go down a back size in this one as the elastic is fairly generous (down a back size up a cup. For example, as a 32E I would then buy a 30F as the wire is exactly the same).

Lepel Bouquet is also a firm fave but it is very small at the back - do not be alarmed!It's also heavily embroidered, so not ideal under a sheer dress.

With regards to the big day itself, it's okay to wear Spanx and whip em' off before your wedding night. Some brides buy the knicker for the day and the thong to change into at night. Although I did hear a horror story of the maid of honour 'misplacing' the brides thong only for it to be discovered by the father of the groom on the way to the garden. Not ideal. Make sure you hide them somewhere safe!

If you have any recommendations for bridal underwear you've tried and loved let me know and I'll add it to the list! Brands bring out new ranges every year so I need your help too!

Ninja
xx